The sun burnt my back yesterday. it hurts.
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
we’re obviously not going to die if the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY
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